✦Draft #001

50% you.
50% them.
100% trouble.

Two selfies or a 90-second quiz. We blend you both into a future baby: face, name, personality, career, a collectible card, and a 2-to-18 growth video. Single, taken, or just curious. There's a mode for that.

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Your selfie self-destructs in 24h. No faceprint, no account, never sold or trained on.

The headline feature

Watch them grow up.

Your draft pick aged 2 to 18 in one fifteen-second clip — the part nobody else makes. Built to blend both of you, whoever the two of you are.

One payment. No subscription, ever. · Real generations, not stock footage

Rarity ladder

Six kinds of unhinged.

Every baby falls into one of six voice archetypes. Commons are everyday. Legendaries are the ones people screenshot.

No. 001◆COMMON

Corporate Goblin

Bills you for bedtime

“Will bill you in six-minute increments for bedtime”

No. 014◆COMMON

Cardigan Era

Cardigan-coded from day one

“Cries at the Duolingo owl but not at actual owls”

No. 029◆RARE

Golden Retriever

Vibes above strategy

“Every dog in Dublin 8 knows his government name”

No. 042◆RARE

Main Character

Cast themself in their own life

“Maintains eye contact during lying. Unnerving success rate.”

No. 077◆ULTRA

Delulu Romantic

Manifesting since birth

“Has a five-year plan. You are not in it.”

No. 108◆LEGENDARY

Feral Era

Small, loud, unsupervised

“Has beef with a specific sock. Will divorce you over a seam.”

Three ways to play

Pick your mode.

Same trait engine. Three completely different reasons to use it.

STARTER

Classic Draft

Two parents in, future baby out. Full identity card with personality, career, and quirks.

Open →REVERSE

Dream Draft

Design your dream baby. We tell you what partner you'd need. Including the dating profile.

Open →COMPAT

Compatibility Check

Run it for every date. Test your crush against your ideal co-parent profile and see the baby you'd actually get.

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How the draft works

Three steps. Thirty seconds to a card.

Upload.

Drop two photos or answer the 90-second quiz. No accounts. No tracking.

Scout.

Our trait engine blends both parents, scores six archetype fits, and picks your baby.

Draft.

Get an AI portrait, personality stats, predicted career, three guaranteed quirks, and a shareable scouting-report card.

Before you draft

Your face, in good hands.

The baby is the fun part. Your photo is the serious part, and we keep it dead simple.

Your photo

Used once to draft the baby, then it self-destructs in 24h. No faceprint, no account needed.

Your data

Never sold, never used to train a model. We hash an IP for spam control and nothing more.

The fiction

Entertainment only. A playful prediction for fun, never a genetic or accuracy claim.

The price

First draft is free. One payment after that, no subscription, ever.

How we handle your photo

Scouting notes

Questions before you draft.

No. Entertainment only, no genetic or accuracy claims. It is a playful blend of the two of you, for fun.

Fair question. Your selfie is used once to draft the baby, then deleted within 24 hours. No faceprint, no facial recognition, no account, and we never sell it or train a model on it.

No accounts. Just an essential session cookie, plus privacy-friendly analytics you can decline in the cookie banner. No ads, and we never sell your data.

First draft is free. €2.99 unlocks one mode plus the Future Self arc (4 age-progressed portraits) on the classic baby. €8.99 (Full Draft) adds the AI growth video; €12.99 (Full Family Pack) unlocks all three modes on the same parents.

Yes. Every draft includes an Instagram-Story-ready 1080×1920 PNG + an OG preview link.

⚡Ready to draft⚡

Two parents. Infinite babies.

First draft is free. Every anon session gets one comped baby before the paywall touches you.

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50% you.50% them.100% trouble.